I’m not just gonna fuck you. I’m gonna make fuck to you.
My time is for sale, everything else is for rent.
Entreprenwhore, GoGo Daddy, Fitness Coach, Singer, Erotic Entertainer, CamDaddy, Roleplay extraordinaire, Sexpert & Fantasy Fulfillment Specialist.
I'm a nice guy, a bit of a nerd. I customize & sell 1/6 scale (12in) superhero action figures when I'm not doing other sexy things, so my home can sometimes look like it was decorated by a wealthy (but tasteful) 10yo. (BTW If someone had told 10yo me that I'd be stripping, XXXing, & playing with action figures all day for work at my age, I would have said ‘NO WAY.’ My friends would have said 'SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.’)
Cumming Soon: Shooting scenes & loads for XXX release.
-Don’t make it personal unless it is.
-And do no harm (unless they tip.)
Bad puns are how eye roll.
Metaphors be with YOU.
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r.harting.klaus@gmail.com
★ play with nips1 min(25)
★ lick pits 1 min(35)
★ Oil Chest and Ass(50)
★ change underwear style or color your choice(65)
★ spit stroke cock for 2 min(75)
★ pose doggy style, spread ass 1min(80)
★ strip naked for the rest of the show(100)
★ vibrator 1 min(150)
★ Finger hole while stroking 2 min(200)
★ take you in my shower right now(300)
Off menu requests are encouraged with tips
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