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I like knocks more than bells.
Envy is softer than jealousy and drool is fancier than slobber.
I’ve never had a Bloody Mary.
Dishes break. That's how you know they're real.
Please don't judge me. You could be me in another life and I'm fairly certain you couldn't handle it ;)
Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end... Bob Marley xx.
I’m a fan of tap water.
I can't stand tardiness and chipped nail polish.
I don’t have a mysterious bone in my body.
I enjoy watching fit men masturbate.
The only thing hotter than having sex is not having sex.
I haven’t had sex in just over 8 years.
I'm deep like mud.
I'm leery of silence.
I talk and laugh a lot.
My three children have the same father.
I’ve never been to jail.
The palms of my hands are unusually soft.
My favorite book is the Dictionary.
My favorite word is sophrosyne. My least favorite is shut-up.
I drive fast.
I'm terribly honest.
I'm wild about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.
I can't whistle, but I can play the clarinet.
I dig people who can laugh when a bird poops on them.
My tongue is just a tad shorter than Gene Simmons'.
I don't go to church and I doubt I ever will.
I love the best jeans money can buy.
I swim well and will save you if you can't. Even if you're a meanie.
I've sailed from Australia to America twice.
The Sydney Opera House was my 2nd home growing up.
I've inhaled countless flies in my life.
I eat the entire apple except for the stem.
I don't like figs.
I’m known for smelling good.
Bite me!
Tons of love!

On 2-22-22 I sealed the deal and will soon be saying goodbye to the ghetto!
Cheers to this new chapter in my life and hopefully I'll reconnect with my old owl pal on my new verandah!
I made an Amazon wish list. It seems more enjoyable than shopping for myself cuz I'll feel the love! haha
Lotsa love
Liz
and yes, I'm just as shocked as you :)

https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/2T I7L9GZGHVJT?ref_=wl_share

I wish to come back in my next life as a tall, drop dead gorgeous man with a beautiful penis and burly balls.
There's nothing better than a good laugh! Feel free to send me a funny joke.....anaturalproduct@gmail